You Know You’re A Mom When….

You Know You’re A Mom When….

-         There are more gram crackers in your floor board than there is floor space

-         Your hair is always in pony tails

-         Milk stains are on every surface and all your clothes

-         You keep a list of places that do not have changing tables in their bathrooms

-         Your bookshelves are empty from 3 feet down

-         You forget your purse but remembered the diaper bag (only wipes won’t pay for your Starbucks)

-         You rewrite nursery rhymes in your spare time

-         You know all the theme songs to you kids TV shows

-         You have held out your hands to catch someone else’s sneeze or spit up/vomit

-         You cleaned a pacifier with your mouth

-         You used spit and your thumb as a wet wipe

-         You use a wet wipe to wipe down the table at a restaurant before sitting down to eat

-         You cut your food into little bites because you know you will have to share

-         You yell “Don’t eat that!” more times a day than you can count

Please feel free to add to my list I’m sure there are many I have forgotten!